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16Jan/101

Yes, I am bragging on myself for a moment

Dear _insert someone interested name here_,

Have you ever heard of the Herman Miller Aeron Chair? Its one of the most comfortable, ergonomic chairs in existence. Guess what, I just bought one on Craigslist for next to nothing. Yes, Craigslist. It is in perfect shape and has all kinds of levers, knobs, and adjusters. Are you jealous? You shouldn't be -- I mean, I'm the one sitting here on the Internet _bragging_ about buying a stupid office chair like its a sacrificial rite of passage to nerddom. Dont get me wrong -- it is ... a rite of passage ... but ... how pathetic do you have to be to be bragging about a chair at 1:35am? ... Sigh ...

Oh well - I am enjoying it. I am NOT enjoying my wife being pissed that I bought it, but sometimes you gotta swing the 'sac around and lay down who is boss (and / or buy her something nice for the baby ... or a house ... with new floors, carpets, counter tops, whisper-close toilet seats, and Behr Premium Plus Paint...) ((yes, cause normal paint isnt good enough to put on a friggin wall)) ...

Before you ask, I am going to put up a blog post about whisper-close toilet seats. I know your dying to know about them...

Love,

You Friend Craig

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  1. So did you get killed for buying the new chair? I only ask because you have not written a blog post since :)


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