HAZMAT is visiting my “home” office today. Evidently someone set the temp a little low on the Diet Coke freezer upstairs. I decided to open a my chilled diet beverage only to begin a chemical reaction that would later cover my monitors, desk, pants, and concrete floor with delicious diet coke goodness.
Should I be drinking diet coke? Maybe this is a sign. All I know is that its completely frozen and all over the floor… and not sliding down my throat providing me with the vital caffeine I need to survive. I am so bitter right now. Maybe a trip to QT to get a rooster booster is in order…
